Have you experienced projectile vomiting yet? Doesn’t it always go much further than you think possible for such a small kid? Don’t images of The Exorcist come to mind?
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No, that sounds totally disgusting, who let these little viral carriers into the house in the first place?
Thinking back on it, the time I knew what parenting was about was the time I encouraged my car-seated kid to vomit into my hands, which seemed like such a good idea at the time, was I just really tired?
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Remember that video I posted yesterday, to give y’all a taste of our final piece of the concert? The piece that requires perfect pitch, no vibrato, long extended notes (over several measures), at pianissimo sound level? Didn’t my lungs (still healing from the pneumonia in JANUARY) become too exhausted by that point in the concert, so that I was unable to sing the correct notes for about half of the piece? Don’t you hate having to mouth the words because you can’t trust what’s coming out of your mouth?
And didn’t one of our strongest singers have the same problem, so perhaps I shouldn’t fault my lungs and instead acknowledge the difficult endurance factor of that particular playlist? Who puts a piece like that at the END of a concert???
Anyone else spend the rest of the day coughing? (sigh…but still worth it!)
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Wouldn’t you have been more tired if you had to clean up the entire back seat of the car, AND the car seat, AND the clothing?
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Guess what happened, eh? Eh?
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Oh, you had Whooping Cough Junior too? (That’s what I’m calling it, it sucked)
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Do you mean better than them generally or when weighted in comparison to the other world teams?
What!!!? Nooooo!?
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Did I call it, or did I call it? We have another tomorrow and Thursday, should I set up a betting pool?
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Damn, are you getting paid for this? At least tell me there’s a special discretionary, petty cash fund you can use to buy in some boutique coffee and pastries?
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Salary and at will employment can be a pain, am I right?
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Isn’t some kind of pool the least you could do? I think we should try and brainstorm some kind of viral video you can shoot on the days this happens, ala empty airport videos, that wouldn’t be too sarcastic for your colleagues?
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You don’t think there’s better first touches, ball control, and general tactics throughout? Every time the men have the ball it’s like they’re golden retrievers, just really excited to run around and maybe something will happen, right? The women just have a better way of working as a team and I can’t figure out why, as other men’s teams can do it correctly too, just not the US men.
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Probably? Isn’t that what he called himself while running for Governor while simultaneously refusing to make a single utterance upon policy and also refusing a reasonable number of debates - both elections?
Do I sound a bit bitter regarding the POS my neighbors across that state voted for twice?
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Wasn’t that lovely?
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Because: wimmen?
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I don’t really watch fútbol but since I live in the UK and am surrounded and inundated by the stuff constantly, doesn’t it constantly leak into my world? However, wouldn’t I would risk the theory that it is possible for a team of medium skilled, half-decent athletes who are a strongly motivated group of team players to dominate a bunch of highly skilled, ultra-athletic glory seekers?
And even then, I understand the women’s team in the USA are all excellent athletes and very skilled individually, so isn’t the deciding factor probably the dumb, glory-seeking behaviour that’s so endemic to men’s team sports?
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Should I feel lucky that I never had to deal with KID vomit in my car? (MrsTobinL vomit after a big party where red wine was followed by white wine and followed by red wine and followed by champagne and a visit to the DIY car wash at 1am… yeah done that so I guess that makes up for it)
Though didn’t I suffer though not as much as the kid through a week of crazy diarrhea and was changing not only the kid but the bed clothes and the changing table covers multiple times a day?
Am I now pretty much immune to anything bodily fluid related?
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Have you not been following the exploits of the mighty Leicester City this year?
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That’s a fútbol team, right?
