Did you know I’ve been avoiding posting today because I worry that same thing?
I do? Wait no, that’s watches the watchers isn’t it? Darn, can I get back to you on that?
Hey, @nemomen, do you knit?
Are they the Questionees with requests for clarification?
Don’t you have to fill that sort of request out in triplicate?
Would it be stated so clearly in such a query?
(Would you forgive a rhyme were there time and worlds enough?)
Do we look like forgiving Rob Ford types around here?
Would I recognize Rob Ford if I saw him?
(Haven’t I told everyone I’m bad at keeping up with news? )
Oh, is Rob Ford in the news today?
Didn’t I see something about that? Would it have been my imagination?
Have you been smoking crack?
When did you stop smoking crack?
Where would I get the money for that?
Selling weed?
Selling political favors? Coaching PeeWee Football? Intimidation? Shaking down reporters? Good old fashioned skullduggery?
If I had weed wouldn’t I smoke that instead?
Who has energy for half of that?
Have you ever seen a grown man smoking crack?
Isn’t good old fashioned skullduggery the best kind?
Do you remember back in the day, before the bloggers vowed to increase their output, when BB stories were actually newer than what the commenters posted?
What’s the percentage of Muslims required to make it a Muslim neighborhood? Or is it a specific quantity of Muslims, and, if so, do children count towards the number? If not, at what age do they count: 16 (driving), 18 (smoking, voting, military service) or 21?