Is it snowing again? Wasn’t it t-shirt weather yesterday?
Fancy t-shirt weather?
What on earth is a fancy t-shirt? Does merino wool count? Because… Oh hell, @japhroaig, what have you started?
Isn’t there just one, simple, rule?
Don’t they look more like loafers? Is it that the soles are too thick? (Honestly, what’s up with those soles?)
New Badges?
Ick, where are his socks?
Rob Ford died? When did that happen?
Sorry, I used that yesterday. I will stop now. Ok, maybe one more time.
That suit does not fit that model AT ALL, does it?
Wow, didn’t I just witness a SUPER FAST ninja edit?
Why am I totally unmotivated today?
Did I just beat another Donalding? Excellent. Isn’t my collection quite large already? Had I not even finished hitting the Post button when I remembered where I was?
I don’t know, don’t you think he might enjoy that?
Can I just say eewwwwwwwwwwwwwwww?
Should I be concerned with what he likes?
Am I not sure that is an answerable question?
Considering the size of his hands, mightn’t he actually need assistance in that regard?
(I totally apologize for this horrible joke.)
Actually, am I not pretty sure he likes golf?