Nobody could mistake you for a resident of Phoenix, could they?
Have you tried incorporating a large meme?
Does a couple of months in Tucson count?
Isnât that the logical result of people complaining about clickbait titles?
How about a liter of meme?
Liter or litre?
Or just way more sugar water that a full grown human should drink?
Does anyone actually care when itâs metric/meteric?
Whats a âliterâ? Is that like a lighter?
Perhaps itâs some kind of weird American measurement? Or maybe French?
Who knows?
Maybe you take it to the theater, and sit in the center?
Is someoneâs new icon proof that the Zodiac Killer is not Ted Cruz, but a member of this very forum? Or perhaps is it proof that Ted Cruz is a actually member of this very forum?
Would the real Ted Cruz be so blatant?
Could it be a classic case of misdirection? Donât I suspect @japhroaig?
Is it also metre?
What else would it be?
We call it meter, but we also say color, whatâs your deal with extra Us and weird Es?
Also, when you measure your height, do you use meters?
Arenât well all pretty conversant in both metric and USA Imperial?
Donât we have to be? Didnât I hear a lot of âhow much is 1 gram?â when I worked retail from American tourists?
Wouldnât a tape measure work better?
So you tell people youâre 1.8 metres* tall? And whoâs buying grams of stuff from you? Wait, was it drugs?
``* - Insert appropriate height
Donât we generally go with 5â9" in conversation but 1.8m on official forms?
Didnât I work at Godiva chocolates in the 90s? Wasnât it one of the best retails jobs I ever had?
Didnât we have as much chocolate to eat and coffee to drink as we wanted?
So, kind of drugs?
Do you always think soda cans will be 355ml or will they one day round down?