Am I the only one who can’t stand jazz or rock flutes?
Aren’t you in the majority?
At two thousand posts should I delete my account, since all questions that can be asked have been?
What’s not to love?
How did I know that was coming?
Isn’t that somewhat arrogant of you?
Is it because “jazz flute” seems to have become permanently associated with Anchorman?
Can you believe I spent 15 minutes trying to find a jazz flute piece @OtherMichael might not find objectionable, and with every one I could only picture Ron Burgundy playing it?
Would you like to see my jazz flute?
Would you mind if I passed? Is it odd that I’m still trying to recover from Ian Anderson’s rather unfortunate dimple?
So I am now the social pariah for not only unironically playing jazz flute, but rock and roll Penny whistle?
How are you on kazoo?
Do you play it a la Pogues?
Not great, stronger on theremin and hurdy gurdy I think? (That is not a joke :D)
How did you know? Am I actually spider Stacy?
The penny-whistle is cool, but a jazz flute? Is it, by any chance, an otco- or double contrabass flute?
How much air do you have to move to get one of these to resonate properly?
Not recently, ever played one of these?
(Rockin Sun Ra on my 1840s flute like a boss)
Well, maybe I could give that a pass?