Did you ever want to play questions?

Am I the only one who can’t stand jazz or rock flutes?

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Aren’t you in the majority?

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At two thousand posts should I delete my account, since all questions that can be asked have been?

What’s not to love?

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How did I know that was coming?

Isn’t that somewhat arrogant of you?

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Is it because “jazz flute” seems to have become permanently associated with Anchorman?

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Can you believe I spent 15 minutes trying to find a jazz flute piece @OtherMichael might not find objectionable, and with every one I could only picture Ron Burgundy playing it?

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Would you like to see my jazz flute?

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Would you mind if I passed? Is it odd that I’m still trying to recover from Ian Anderson’s rather unfortunate dimple?

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So I am now the social pariah for not only unironically playing jazz flute, but rock and roll Penny whistle?

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How are you on kazoo?

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Maybe a collab between Zamfir and Anthony Braxton?

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Do you play it a la Pogues?

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Not great, stronger on theremin and hurdy gurdy I think? (That is not a joke :D)

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How did you know? Am I actually spider Stacy?

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The penny-whistle is cool, but a jazz flute? Is it, by any chance, an otco- or double contrabass flute?

How much air do you have to move to get one of these to resonate properly?

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Not recently, ever played one of these?

(Rockin Sun Ra on my 1840s flute like a boss)

Well, maybe I could give that a pass?