Isn’t the space-cadet a thing of beauty? Did you know one of my old managers at Apple long ago used to work at Symbolics in the early '80s and always had fascinating stories about time there (and entertainingly bitter rants about Sun)?
Why do you have to say things like that?
Because I’m bucking for a job at MiniTruth?
Shouldn’t you really be preparing for the Historic Inevitability of PresidenTed?
Is there a Ted-Puppet Photoshopping Anonymous? Why can’t I stop even when I know I should?
DEPOR-TED?
Could we compose a conspiracy to get one of us a job at Brietbart as a double agent?
Why won’t the BBS let me post the bare comment ‘AGHAS-TED?’? Why is that body invalid? Is the BBS AI secretly rooting for him?
ALL CAPS?
AGHAS-TED?
Since when I tried ‘PRO-TED BIAS?’ this also failed, as did another crack as ‘AGHAS-TED?’, should I assume my account is on the list of those who are forced to use full sentences?
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#(WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?)
UNWAN-TED?
Oh?
DISAPPOIN-TED?
Eh?
Why you gotta make me laugh so hard?
Do you know how much I love that Ansel Adams shot?
Do you know how much I love that Ansel Adams shot skeet?
