Hey man, is that freedom rock?
Have you shared your etchings?
Would that explain why I donāt remember being asked questions one through eight?
Arenāt those things typically only shown privately upstairs?
Donāt you love it when you open your work email and you have 25 unread messages, and every. One. Is. Hard?
Only 25?
Heh, right? But each one is at least an hour and a half, which puts me at a deficit, right?
I.e. can you (out of band) manage the audit this production webapp? Oh, by tonight? (Why am I procrastinating on this thread?!)
Would you accept my sympathies? Now donāt you have work to do?
Running at the speed of startup? (Hey, at least we audit our code, right?)
Did IT really just take my laptop?
Can you work that into a 5 word scary story?
Are they planning on ever giving it back?
Did IT take my laptop?
Where is my laptop, IT?
(Now THAT is funny)
You donāt remember that, either?
Nah, itāll be a couple of years before they get that far.