Did you ever want to play questions?

Hey man, is that freedom rock?

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Have you shared your etchings?

Would that explain why I donā€™t remember being asked questions one through eight?

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Arenā€™t those things typically only shown privately upstairs?

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Donā€™t you love it when you open your work email and you have 25 unread messages, and every. One. Is. Hard?

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Should I have saved this for the counting thread?

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Only 25?

Heh, right? But each one is at least an hour and a half, which puts me at a deficit, right?

I.e. can you (out of band) manage the audit this production webapp? Oh, by tonight? (Why am I procrastinating on this thread?!)

Would you accept my sympathies? Now donā€™t you have work to do? :wink:

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Running at the speed of startup? (Hey, at least we audit our code, right?)

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Did IT really just take my laptop?

Can you work that into a 5 word scary story?

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Are they planning on ever giving it back?

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Did IT take my laptop?

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Where is my laptop, IT?

(Now THAT is funny)

You donā€™t remember that, either?

Nah, itā€™ll be a couple of years before they get that far.