Discover the hilariously epic failure of a crypto-fueled libertarian cruise

Who wouldn’t want to live in an Azkaban isocube?

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And if they would float in a stable way and survive storms and whatnot - sooner or later they’d end up clustered together in one of the ocean gyres. Like all that plastic waste.

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Durring WWII, the germans deposited rescue buoys in the english channel.

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The seapods crack me up. It’s as though they based their whole concept of living on Subnautica, not realizing that magic sci-fi replicators aren’t a real thing.

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Perfect if you’re trying to get to the other other place though:

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As seen in Elon Musk’s attempts to reinvent transport. I’ve already posted a takedown of Hyperloop, so here’s one on the Boring Company.

tl;dr

In short, Musk,

a) has little understanding of the drivers of tunneling costs,
b) promises reducing tunneling costs by a factor of 10, a feat that he himself has no chance to achieve, and
c) is unaware that the cost reduction he promises, relative to American construction costs, has already been achieved in a number of countries.

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I am sure these guys would love to be compared to anything in Snow Crash or maybe Cryptonomicon, but they just aren’t that cool and the Bruce Lee pirates would totally wreck them.

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Unwilling host country: “Sure, you can get off the boat, once you apply for a visa. Visas will cost $BIGNUM, payable in Swiss francs.”

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Gotta love that favorite conservative metaphor. The only way to be pulled up by one’s bootstraps is to have someone or something to help.

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So you’re saying they would be the real-world garbage patch kids? Seems about right.

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Well, then they could set up a recycling facility and have an easy harvest of material to recycle.

Yes, and to already have boots.

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Honestly guys, we all have been there, through Bioshock I and II (I don’t care too much for Bioshock 3). All of these ultralibertarian freedom loving utopias fail at the same point, someone has to clean the toilets, dispose of the garbage and cook the meals. You can’t re-write tens of thousands of years of cultural evolution and dismiss the solutions we humans have come up with and pretend you have a better solution that can be implemented from scratch.

Unless you decide to live off the land as a hunter gatherer from the stone age there is NO CHANCE you can be 100% self sufficient. You can reduce your dependence on third parties as much as you decide to reduce your level of comfort and/or increase the amount of work to do daily to get those 2000 calories. Apparently a young and healthy hunter gathered could get enough calories working 20 hours a week, depending on geography and season but if you want other stuff like french wine or electricity to run your mining rig, someone else has to do it

Being completely self sufficient on a smallholding usually goes well until you get a busted appendix or a plague that destroys your crops. Hell, my grandfather was a farmer (and an excellent one) and although he practiced natural and organic farming as much as possible (use of manure, rotation of crops, manual labour with little mechanization, etc) he had no problems in blasting the potato beetles with pesticide because the potato crop would keep the family and livestock alive during winter.

Pesticide that came from a chemical supplier that manufactured it according to a very specific set of regulations regarding quality and safety…

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All of that happens behind a curtain of money. Kind of like those hidden doors for servants in old mansions.

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But that might be doing something useful, generating real wealth, rather than the slow forgery of BitCoin!

BTW, I don’t see how they’ll compete with crypto efforts that tax national power grids or use a coal power plant to drive them. A solar-powered PC in the corner won’t cut it these days.

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Nick Offerman Giggles GIF

Well, but also, sometimes… or rather often, force, poverty, and straight up lack of choices, too. Our supply chains are shot through with pockets of unfreedom and people who have had their choices taken away and force to work for starvation wages. Those people are just as critical to our supply chains as the expertise that runs those chains.

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How did they NOT call this boat the “John Galt”, or “Galt’s Gulch”? And, in fact, it went far better than I expected. I expected it to be resting on the bottom of the gulf, somewhere off the coast of Panama.

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12 year old 5’1" Captain Phillips pirates would probably wreck them as well.

That 12 year old was fighting for his life, something those techbros never needed to do for a second.

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Yeah I am wondering about the fine line between seasteading and coral reef building.

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Not exactly; yes, there are four individuals with little training and no experience going up to the ISS, but they’re astronauts, and they’re not involved in any of the technical aspects of launch or ground control, and I don’t see that changing any time soon.
I certainly don’t see a problem with more astronauts going into space with no previous military training, but they’re getting six months training, and moving forward I think there’s going to be a need for people to go into space to aid research who’ve not been through a military career.

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