You do it right and it’s not just a business. It is a lifestyle.
I mean, you gotta sell the books, right? Everybody knows sales requires hookers and blow.
What do you mean they don’t do that in the publishing industry now? They will. Innovation, baby.
(I have joked about starting a publishing company when I win the lottery. I figure my odds of winning the lottery are only slightly worse just because I don’t buy a ticket.)
Remember when you were a kid and how your mind boggled at the idea that someone, anyone, could ever have a million dollars? How there were a handful of people known as millionaires? How impossible that seemed?
