Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/10/14/elvira-humorously-mourns-loss-of-halloween-2020-in-song-dont-cancel-halloween.html
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Hard to believe Elvira turned 69 in September. Huh huh. 69.
A tribute to young blood transfusions.
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Yeah, not sure I needed that, now my kids get to focus on that. Yay.
So that’s where I got that line!
Hey, nice use of unattached possessive there!
Well, her breasts have always been a part of her schtick, although in the past, such a blatant close-up would be part of some kind of joke I think.
And an active comic on Kickstarter
One of our Great Kitsch treasures to be sure.
Whatever. My kids saw their first pair of D-cups long before they went on solid foods.
What kind of parent lets their kids watch things like that?
She’s also got a great set of legs, remember!
And she has a great personality.
Still looking like she’s looked ever since I was a kid, even at 69 years old.
“Black” really don’t crack, I guess…
Vampires have long known the secret to youthful-looking skin.
- Avoid exposure to sunlight
- Get lots of rest
- Bathe in the blood of virgins to absorb their life force
They had it coming.