Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/12/05/end-of-the-british-monarchy-f.html
The British Royal Family is a blank canvas on which the tabloids feel free to paint whatever sordid soap operatic scandals they care to invent.
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(though a spoonful of sugar might help Mary Poppins go down.)
Do not diss the Poppins.
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End of the British monarchy,
Eh, don’t care.
FBI’s Epstein cover-up
We’ll never get the truth on this one. Moving on.
and Mary Poppins’ orgy
Now we’re talking! Bring on the salaciousness!
Oh, uh, I mean, shame on you people! Mary Poppins is practically perfect in every way!
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It was just a typo…
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Booty Poppin is another common typo.
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I’ve given up on saying “What’s wrong with you people?” in here; the list is too long…
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It’s why you love us so much though.
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I used to think a monarchy was a stupid and outdated way to choose a head of state but then the 2016 election happened and I realized my country is in no position to judge.
At this point I’m leaning toward choosing world leaders via close-quarters combat atop a waterfall like the system they have in Wakanda.
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Why don’t we split the difference, and go with the iron cage combat in “Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome”? You don’t get any more definite than “two men enter, one man leaves.”
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Welcome President Hillary!
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That was more of a way to resolve civil disputes than a system for appointing leaders. The head of Thunderdome’s executive branch was determined by who had the best hairstyle.
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A fair point to which I grudgingly concede. I guess the apocalypse left a lot of hairspray behind.
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The ozone hole in that timeline turned the planet into an endless desert ruled by fire and blood but it did produce some fantastic music videos.
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Hey Donny, how many deals you broken…?
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