Enjoy a relaxing AI lullaby written by our future robot overlords

[AndreaJames]

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2017/11/30/enjoy-a-relaxing-ai-lullaby-wr.html

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[vodalus]

Now the world has gone to bed
Darkness won’t engulf my head
I can see by infra-red
How I hate the night

Now I lay me down to sleep
Try to count electric sheep
Sweet dream wishes you can keep
How I hate the night
— Marvin’s Lullaby ( from H2G2 )

[FGD135]

Both versions are irritating.

[shylocxs]

I’d prefer this: https://youtu.be/qgdxSvDfBBg

[anon9527354]

They need to do some A/B testing. Play variations on 1000’s of babies and measure their PTFO rate. Use that data to optimize songs.

[Boundegar]

The oboe. I forgot how much I hate the oboe.

[NovaeDeArx]

[FGD135]

via Imgflip Meme Generator

[redesigned]

Go to sleep puny humans…

[LDoBe]

SLEEP LITTLE DUMPLING. I HAVE REPLACED YOUR MOTHER.

[anon9527354]

would work better with some audio, but I get it.

[NovaeDeArx]

Don’t say I never did anything for you.