Eyeball nipple tassles


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Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2016/11/08/eyeball-nipple-tassles.html


#2

They’d have to be those eye-ball-on-a-spring-thingies to qualify as tassels. Tassels pudend, amiright?


#3

“Hellooooo… eyes are down here!”


#4

Given that eye ball liking is a thing in Japan, and their love of… odd… hentai, I am betting this has already been illustrated.


#5

Correct. The word @doctorow was likely looking for: pasties


#6

Yes, but this time it’s not @doctorow 's fault. The seller is the one who mislabeled it.


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Not to be confused with these:


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#9

This was a Saturday Night Live sketch circa 1991.


#10

I could see myself with a pair of those.


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#12

Two words:

EYE CONTACT.


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#14

Did the seller misspell it as well?


#15

This shit is why some editor turn off comments.


#16

I see there was some misrepresentation.


#17

That is so disturbing.


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