Eyeball nipple tassles

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Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2016/11/08/eyeball-nipple-tassles.html

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They’d have to be those eye-ball-on-a-spring-thingies to qualify as tassels. Tassels pudend, amiright?

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“Hellooooo… eyes are down here!”

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Given that eye ball liking is a thing in Japan, and their love of… odd… hentai, I am betting this has already been illustrated.

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Correct. The word @doctorow was likely looking for: pasties

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Yes, but this time it’s not @doctorow 's fault. The seller is the one who mislabeled it.

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Not to be confused with these:

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This was a Saturday Night Live sketch circa 1991.

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I could see myself with a pair of those.

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Two words:

EYE CONTACT.

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Did the seller misspell it as well?

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This shit is why some editor turn off comments.

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I see there was some misrepresentation.

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That is so disturbing.

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