FEMA accidently tweets out phone sex hotline for hurricane victims


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Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2017/09/24/fema-accidently-tweets-out-pho.html


#2

accidently?

Your tax dollars at work America!


#3

Okaaay. So what really goes on at those FEMA camps?


#4

Incidentally, a phone sex hotline called Roof Blu? I know people are into some kinky shit these days but jeeze


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phone sex hotline for hurricane victims

That’s an awfully specific service.


#6

“Have you had something blown unexpectedly?”


#7

‘Hello? Is that disaster relief?’

‘It could be hon, it could be…’


#8

Wait, is that why they always ask for a hand?


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Who does that photo represent? FEMA? The phone sex hotline? Hurricane victims?


#10

Either way it’s a helpful number when life isn’t going your way.


#11

Keeping it up is critical in times like these. Morale, I mean.


#12

How does their business model work? Does that number charge in any way like a 900 number?


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Probably what happened is that the number used to be the real hotline number, and they missed re-registering it by a day or two.

I worked at a company where this happened. Those phone sex companies are really on top of snatching up recently released numbers. The support managers were not amused.


#14

Storms Coming! Fuck It! Old storm sure knows how to come.


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Good bet it was these guys. Their offices are near Independence Mall somewhere and when the local news gets bored they like to run a “you won’t believe there’s a phone sex company just steps from the Liberty Bell!!1!” story.


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Phone sex hotlines are still a thing? Do they just cater to people who don’t have fast enough internet connections to get streaming webcam video or something?


#17

Thanks Obama!


#18

Maybe one of the FEMA computer’s AI has become sentient and thinks it knows what people really need? I swear this seems more and more like the wrong timeline.


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