Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2017/09/24/fema-accidently-tweets-out-pho.html
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accidently?
Your tax dollars at work America!
Okaaay. So what really goes on at those FEMA camps?
Incidentally, a phone sex hotline called Roof Blu? I know people are into some kinky shit these days but jeeze…
phone sex hotline for hurricane victims
That’s an awfully specific service.
“Have you had something blown unexpectedly?”
‘Hello? Is that disaster relief?’
‘It could be hon, it could be…’
Wait, is that why they always ask for a hand?
Who does that photo represent? FEMA? The phone sex hotline? Hurricane victims?
Either way it’s a helpful number when life isn’t going your way.
Keeping it up is critical in times like these. Morale, I mean.
How does their business model work? Does that number charge in any way like a 900 number?
Probably what happened is that the number used to be the real hotline number, and they missed re-registering it by a day or two.
I worked at a company where this happened. Those phone sex companies are really on top of snatching up recently released numbers. The support managers were not amused.
Storms Coming! Fuck It! Old storm sure knows how to come.
Good bet it was these guys. Their offices are near Independence Mall somewhere and when the local news gets bored they like to run a “you won’t believe there’s a phone sex company just steps from the Liberty Bell!!1!” story.
Phone sex hotlines are still a thing? Do they just cater to people who don’t have fast enough internet connections to get streaming webcam video or something?
Thanks Obama!
Maybe one of the FEMA computer’s AI has become sentient and thinks it knows what people really need? I swear this seems more and more like the wrong timeline.
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