GRRRRRRR
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Of course if it had AI . . .
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That would be brutally hot in the summer - especially when you’re charging.
I suppose it might be useful if you’re walking in the woods in subzero temperatures. And your coat would hide its ugliness.
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Yes, and if you wear it while boating in these choppy northern lakes, if you capsize you won’t die of hypothermia!
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Says someone who knows not the perpetual discomforts of constantly wearing a brassiere.
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Well, our lady brains can’t handle the input from our OWN bodies, so we need a man to explain it to us…
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Gee, what could a buncha women possibly know about what it’s like to have and maintain tits?
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Not to mention a lithium battery. I hope that they warn not to charge it while wearing it, because I doubt there’s a quick release in case of a fire.
I wonder how many women were on the development team? 
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I had to look up moxibustion.
Moxibustion is a kind of external treatment; it is based on the theory of traditional Chinese medicine (TCM), and it usually bakes acupoints with burning moxa wool. Moxibustion can dredge meridians and regulate qi-blood and has been used to prevent and cure diseases for more than 2500 years.
The Mechanism of Moxibustion: Ancient Theory and Modern Research - PMC
If you burn wool, it creates woo.
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Fair enough, I’m thinking of VT winter and thinking “any way not to freeze to death might be nice”. While also thinking “man, how do people exist in Canada?”
…and not entering in my mind at all was “dude, you don’t wear a bra at all, maybe they are an exception and even in the bitter cold adding heat there will not improve things”
Have you heard of coats?
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As several of us have already mentioned, it’s a too-warm area of the body in general to begin with. Plus, breasts are built-in buttresses from the cold.
I’m trying to think of a stupider concept that has come up recently and can’t, so I’m willing to state that this wins the prize.
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Indeed, I’m aware of coats. Also sweaters which don’t preclude the use of coats, and mittens on top of gloves with hand warmers in between.
I’m not arguing that this is good, I was explaining my prior statement of “eh, maybe not all bad?”.
I’m aware that it would be beyond silly for a guy to argue that a women’s clothing item is practical with a woman who believes it isn’t (or in this case, several). I have no practical experience in the area, and practical experience generally is much more important then “well in theory”…and all I have is “well in theory”
So to sum up, I was wrong, and I admit my wrongness. I offer a flimsy excuse more in the hopes of showing a little humor than in actual defense.
Same as above, I’m preferring to admit I’m wrong rather then assert I’m right about something I have no practical knowledge of.
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I think this is the first day of the rest of your life, and you’ve stepped off well.
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‘Electrically powered, rechargeable, usb-enabled vibrating tits’ does take some beating I must say 
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Ooo ooo I know. It is for keeping breasts warm for barbarian warriors wearing chain mail bikinis in the snow.
