Finally, a USB rechargeable… bra?

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Originally published at: Finally, a USB rechargeable… bra? - Boing Boing

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Seconded!

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If it doesn’t make it fit better, we don’t need it.

No Way Do Not Want GIF by Schitt's Creek

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Exactly.
For a brief moment I thought it might have cooling, like those cooling vests we use on construction sites, but alas, no. Why bother trying to make people more comfortable when we can just sell them by claiming it’ll make their (insert body part here) BIGGER?

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Built in heater for compression and shaping? That sounds half-baked.

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We are coming up on winter, so hotter can be more comfortable.

On the other hand reusable and disposable hand warmers already exist and could also be used, so maybe this product even if marginally useful for occasionally desired warming still doesn’t need to exist.

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Is this available on the Boing Boing store?

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I thought those were speakers, which seems like it would be pretty useful for making an entrance.

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Is that USB-A, USB-B, USB-C or USB-DD?

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Katy Perry has entered the chat.

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So it’s flim-flam – no, it will not make your breasts perkier or more perfectly shaped – plus putting electrical anything in exactly the spot that often gets sweaty seems unwise.

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Leading to leaking milk into an electronic device, which sems like it could have untoward side-effects, no?

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Shame you couldn’t get an interview with the woman who invented because it must’ve been a woman right?

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When is she leaving?

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I’m not saying I would recommend using this USB rechargeable bra to aid with lactation, just that massaging generally can help. Which is also why breast pumps exist. (And presumably there may be some that are also USB rechargeable?)

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If I were a 12-year-old boy I would probably look at this and think the reverse-- that one could use boobs to charge some device.

All that stuff was a mystery back then, I just knew boobs had some kind of power I couldn’t explain.

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Followed by Madonna and Lady Gaga.

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Important information

Safety Information

[POSSIBLE GENERAL SAFETY WARNINGS NOT SPECIFIED]

Amazon doing a bang-up job of protecting its customers.

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Pretty sure The IT Crowd had an episode about a bra like this. Downside was that it would more than likely catch fire

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