Quote: âItâs from Crave, who produced the worldâs first crowdfunding vibrator in 2012.â
Shouldnât that read âcrowdfunded vibrator?â I mean, it would be great if more vibrators would participate in crowdfunding - that would create quite a buzz.
That´s either a huge pendant or a very small vibrator.
First read that as âpedant.â Confusion now cleared up, no weird, battery-operated perverts here.
Quoting verbatim:
Cosmopolitan: âItâs pretty bad-ass to wear evidence of taking charge of your own sexual pleasure. Walking around wearing a vibrator necklace is a great way to say âIâm here, I masturbate, and Iâm proud of thatâ.â
Well, OK. Iâm not sure exactly why thatâs bad-ass, and I certainly donât want to inhibit anyone. But rrrrreally, now.
Anyone who wears one would be bravely sending an independent rather feminist message.
I would be pleasantly surprised if they get worn much outside of special events.
Alternatively, it sends the message: âI pleasure myself with the giant nail Iâm wearing around my neck.â Iâm not sure turning sex toys into jewelry makes any kind of statement, but to each his/her own.
From the listing: âJust a few essential modes: low, medium, and high + pulsing - not too many, just enough.â
I wish every designer of things with modes would learn that. Five is right out.
Check any Ferguson threadâŚ
Those are loaded with trolls, sockpuppets and astroturfers, not perverts or pedants.
But where can we find the pedantic perverts? Someone who will find time to say, at the peak of passion, âActually, this is irrumatio. If you want to get technical.â
That would be rather self-defeating unless it was a pair of pedantic perverts. 
Dibs on the idea of putting a tube sock on a ball chain necklace and selling that on Etsy.
(From the article.)
Its clean, sleek aesthetics make for both a subtle addition to your outfit and a standalone statement piece.
That sucker is 3.8" long. There is nothing âsubtleâ about a nearly 4" long pendant.
TechCrunch is right. They said:
It looks like the pencil pendant worn by Joan on âMad Menâ or a small bolt (in a pinch, you can probably also use it to hold your IKEA furniture together).
Hereâs what her pendant looked like:
This really is just a different take on the same style - you could always tell people âitâs a penâ if youâre shy - and since it could be interpreted as just more âfunctional jewelryâ thatâs not necessarily a bad thing.
Wearable?
Iâd think the chain dangling between your legs would look a little silly. Plus possibly a safety hazard?
Or a safety measureâŚ
Itâs a clit vibe, not a insertable.
Is there a fleshlight version for the gentlemen?
Perhaps some sort of inflatable do-hickey that comes out of the endâŚ
Didnât presume Iâd find a prurient pedant so promptly.
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