Vesper: pendant that's also a USB-charged sex-toy

Seems to me there’s no reason one couldn’t put a large-size Philips screwdriver head on the end and thus further boost its functionality. And as long as there’s a USB connector, might as well put some flash memory in there too. I’m thinking about this too hard.

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Nope - I like multi-tools.

Do gentlemen wear necklaces?

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I assume safely tucked away under their dickey n bow tie.

Good Vibrations.

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I wonder what Cosmo’s reaction would be to that.

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Yeah, it doubles as a stylish, functional…pencil case.

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A vibrating pedant would be very soothing for your feet though.

How do you get a pedant to vibrate? Misuse apostrophes?

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Feel free to argue. With him, not me.

Some footling thing like that, yeah.

A pendant version of the guybrator?

I don’t see what the big deal is. Guys walk around with their hands in plain view all the time.

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