Yves St Laurent sells a $800 "golden brass" penis pendant


#1

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/11/11/bag-of-dicks.html


#2

It’s missing the “actual size” sticker.


#3

#4

Could be hacked into a door knocker. Where it would immediately be swiped, surely.


#5

I don’t see any big issue here. Whatever floats your boat.


#6

A little too realistic for comfort. Couldn’t we have something a little more stylized?


#7

It needs to curve a bit, to one side or the other… just saying.


#8

It is neither chunky nor funky?


#9

Now that’s just tacky, yo.


#10

They only carry the one kind?


#11

Design issues.


#12

I can get the same effect with an 8 dollar can of gold spray paint. That’s just good savings.


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#14

Pointing the wrong direction.


#15

I think people are taking issue with “$800,” not with “penis pendant.”


#16

Or in this case “whatever sinks your submarine.”


#17

Uncut is special order.


#18

Yeah, it’s not very artfully designed. Brancusi did it better.


#19

I once attended an antiques auction, where a knocker just like this was sold:


#20

there is room in the dick marketplace for quite a range of pricing and sizing and usage. :slight_smile: