Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/11/11/bag-of-dicks.html
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It’s missing the “actual size” sticker.
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Could be hacked into a door knocker. Where it would immediately be swiped, surely.
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I don’t see any big issue here. Whatever floats your boat.
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A little too realistic for comfort. Couldn’t we have something a little more stylized?
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It needs to curve a bit, to one side or the other… just saying.
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It is neither chunky nor funky?
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Now that’s just tacky, yo.
They only carry the one kind?
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Design issues.
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I can get the same effect with an 8 dollar can of gold spray paint. That’s just good savings.
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Pointing the wrong direction.
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I think people are taking issue with “$800,” not with “penis pendant.”
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Or in this case “whatever sinks your submarine.”
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Uncut is special order.
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I once attended an antiques auction, where a knocker just like this was sold:
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there is room in the dick marketplace for quite a range of pricing and sizing and usage. 
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