Yves St Laurent sells a $800 "golden brass" penis pendant

Something to put on my Christmas whish list, then.

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Tagging this post with ‘guillotine watch’ makes me… uneasy.

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ambidextrousness is a thing

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Tom Ford did this four years ago, and his cost $6000. So… this is the mass-market version?

When Tom Ford released his, which was literally just a copy of a Roman Fascinus found in the UK, everyone flipped out because of its vaguely cruxiform shape, calling it an attack on Christianity. Which was hilarious.

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Just wait till you get a bit older

Did the marketing team think long and hard (tee hee) about just going directly for “penis pendant”? Or was there some discussion as to whether sales would be improved by slyly calling it something else, and letting viral mockery spread the news even further than it would ordinarily travel?

Come to think about it - what could be considered a penis pedant?

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Didn’t we already previously establish that this is an Egyptian hieroglyph?

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New meaning to the phrase “Great knockers!”

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If you wear this, and you find a person wearing a brass ball pendant, then it’s pretty much a guaranteed match.

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And for a few hundred more, it can be complemented with the pearl necklace.

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I thought “penis pendant” meant that it hangs from…

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I think I saw a brass version in Spencer Gifts.

In 1999.

Yeah, those go in the Comedy Commando kit along with various googly eyes.

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So, I looked at it.
I was unimpressed.

I’ve got one like that.
It doesn’t impress me much either.

http://i34.tinypic.com/dqpy5d.gif

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Yeah, at that price, I’d expect it to be actual gold and not “golden brass”.

I should have known, there’s already a vast array of brass appendages you can buy…those were door handles though. From quite the collection…

https://auctions.toomeyco.com/asp/searchresults.asp?pg=20&ps=25&sale_no=3

That’s interesting, as they look identical to the ones I saw. It was a long time ago, maybe the knocking was just in my imagination…

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