Mysterious genitalia sculpture swapped in Bavarian mountains for bigger phallus

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/12/03/mysterious-genitalia-sculpture-swapped-in-bavarian-mountains-for-bigger-phallus.html

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I believe the proper phrasing is “7-foot tall phallus erected atop Gruenten mountain.”

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Someone must have really had a set of balls to do this.

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And ample wood.

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a hard-on for high-altitude erections, one might say.

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The Mile High Club.

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Needs to be a fountain next

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“Mysterious Genitalia” is a great two word phrase to evoke interest and wonder in a personals ad.

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An erect penis has to be pretty much the laziest chain saw art shape. Next time they should go for flaccid so they have to at lest put in a modicum of effort.

(A canoe would be better.)

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Lets hope it will be standing tall for a longer time.

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Hollywood: In Close Encounters the aliens open communications with humans using the universal concepts of music and mathematics.

Reality: Aliens decide best communication medium for humans is the universal penis semaphore.

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We are ALL penis man!

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I was thinking, “What a great band name!”

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It was done since palaeolithic.
Musine_05

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No. Those were all erected for ritual purpos… Oh, wait. Carry on. :wink:

@euansmith - you beat me to it. Mysterious Genitalia’s first album was weird! But no kink-shaming, eh?

ETA - re their first LP? They were up all night, making it.

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Ha.

Good name for an organic seasoning company, too.

“Hon, what’s in this mysterious genitalia cilantro!”

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“Coriander, honey.”

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