I believe the proper phrasing is “7-foot tall phallus erected atop Gruenten mountain.”
Someone must have really had a set of balls to do this.
And ample wood.
a hard-on for high-altitude erections, one might say.
The Mile High Club.
Needs to be a fountain next
“Mysterious Genitalia” is a great two word phrase to evoke interest and wonder in a personals ad.
An erect penis has to be pretty much the laziest chain saw art shape. Next time they should go for flaccid so they have to at lest put in a modicum of effort.
(A canoe would be better.)
Lets hope it will be standing tall for a longer time.
Hollywood: In Close Encounters the aliens open communications with humans using the universal concepts of music and mathematics.
Reality: Aliens decide best communication medium for humans is the universal penis semaphore.
We are ALL penis man!
I was thinking, “What a great band name!”
No. Those were all erected for ritual purpos… Oh, wait. Carry on.
@euansmith - you beat me to it. Mysterious Genitalia’s first album was weird! But no kink-shaming, eh?
ETA - re their first LP? They were up all night, making it.
Good name for an organic seasoning company, too.
“Hon, what’s in this mysterious genitalia cilantro!”