Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2017/11/03/massive-and-mysterious-wooden.html
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I first read this as Australian and almost scrolled past it. They have a reputation for irreverence.
The Austrians now… That’s newsworthy.
How the hell did they get it up there?
Well. . . at least it’s not on top of a volcano.
Some kind of ring and chains?
Ring, chains and two big boulders to weigh it all down.
Apparently asked in busy emergency rooms almost daily.
What is mysterious about it?
It’s sure to get blown over in the first stiff wind.
I think its a sign that the owner is a huge dick.
It’s cold up there. Shouldn’t it be smaller?
This is absolutely in keeping with the Austrian national character.
Yeah, I guess us North Americans equate most German speakers with German stereotypes–which is to say, straight-laced and serious.
There is a town in Austria named Fucking.
Edit
The German for “light-coloured” is Hell. Yes, there is a beer:
You’ve never been to Oktoberfest, have you?
Germans are serious in office hours.
Who is saying it hasn’t experienced shrinkage already?