Originally published at: Unofficial mascot not welcome at Japan's annual Iron Penis Festival | Boing Boing
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Frankly, I’m amazed Desantis is welcome anywhere.
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Vagina dentata folklore is surprisingly pervasive.
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The folktale has odd parallels with the Three Little Pigs. Maybe it’s just a common thread in developments in material science.
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His brother was at a football match in the UK a few years ago
It was really part of a Check Yourself For Testicular Cancer campaign, undeniably a good cause, but someone had to dress up as a scrotum and walk around in front of tens of thousands of people for the day. I hope they got paid well.
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rumour has it they got sacked…
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Sounds like a job for a large-toothed mascot.
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So how are they with marble sculptures?
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Sounds to me like whoever let that unauthorized mascot in pulled a real boner.
Why yes, I really am a 9 year old boy …
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Iron Penis Festival is my new hair metal band name.
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I know a gig you could play at. . . .
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This topic does not have enough puns. Where are all our fourteen-year old mutants?
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Sounds like a job for Tony Stark.
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