Yves St Laurent sells a $800 "golden brass" penis pendant

The only offensive bit is the price.

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Yep. Whereas this is a pendant penis. (As opposed to rampant. Or couchant. Or …)

There once was a man from Cass.
Whose shaft was made out of brass.
When got an erection,
It made an electrical connection,
And lightning shot out of his ass.

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Size matches. Colour matches. We could say that’s it’s a replica of Trump’s peebug, if only Stormy hadn’t given us such a detailed description.

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