Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/11/12/this-christmas-shirt-for-dog.html
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“Come, boy, come!”
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Well, it’s definitely a picture of a man’s best friend.
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Someone should have vetted this…
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Wait - what is going on here? What is an accurate translation? Is this so kids aren’t playing with themselves in class? Don’t they have Puritan shame burned into them at a young age?
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After looking at that picture, do you still need a translation?
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I think I still need an explanation.
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I just snorted my coffee a little.
Do they not have ANY dirty minded people on the staff to look at these sort of things before printing? The holly pattern is even worse. I’m really tempted to get one just to cheer me up after watching the morning news.
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It’s the scale relative to the size of the hand that most intrigues me, frankly.
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If not, are they hiring?
I’d make a trump joke, but that “dog” is way too big.
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Well, that gives a whole new meaning to ‘nosejob’
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Oh, hey — don’t be sorry. I think we all agree that if you can do that, you have a talent that shouldn’t be wasted. 
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Needs a mistletoe pattern.
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In your opinion…
But not for the Grinch fetishists out there
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Yeah, that’s absolutely not a dog.
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Can I stroke it?
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Fail. The urinary meatus isn’t located properly. Luckily it is correctable via Meatoplasty.
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I pointed Google translate at it and it said “Prohibited self-entertainment” so that clears up absolutely nothing.
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I mean - that can mean a lot of things!
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