Next-level animal/crotch power underwear: the skin-tight, full-body wolf onesie


#1

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2016/11/21/next-level-animalcrotch-power.html


#2

Agh!

Sorry. Even with the headline, I wasn't prepared.

#3

I’m holding out for the tactical version…


#4

Inner dialog: “Must not photoshop hedgehog into this. Must not photoshop hedgehog into this. Must not photoshop hedgehog into this…”


#5

Worst.
Fursuit.
Ever.


#6

Hm… tactical PJ’s. I don’t know how much I really want to think about that.


#7

About the headline: If that’s “skin-tight,” then the model’s body is even baggier than mine–and I’m over 70.


#8

Make one with a llama and it’s mine.


#9


#10

If stepping on a quill is painful… you know what, nevermind. :flushed:


#11

Man, you’d have to be really well endowed to make that one work.


#12

Grab the cat one! Don’t even wait!


#13

##“skin-tight, full-body wolf onesie”


#14

Ah, this is obviously some strange use of the word “subtle” that I wasn’t previously aware of.


#15

Wearers of all genders can say “My eyes are up here.”


#16

For partners whose mating rituals involve shadow games in unlit warehouses?


#17

Yeah, I was thinking of stuff along those lines but ickier.
Maybe I watch too much made for Netflix drama.


#18

everybody in that pack looks the same.


#19

but it’s not impolite to focus ones gaze on the nose


#20

Wise. Amazon already thinks I’m a perv because BB lured me to the listing for a 55 gallon tub of lube last year.