Next-level animal/crotch power underwear: the skin-tight, full-body wolf onesie

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2016/11/21/next-level-animalcrotch-power.html

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Agh!

Sorry. Even with the headline, I wasn't prepared.
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I’m holding out for the tactical version…

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Inner dialog: “Must not photoshop hedgehog into this. Must not photoshop hedgehog into this. Must not photoshop hedgehog into this…”

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Worst.
Fursuit.
Ever.

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Hm… tactical PJ’s. I don’t know how much I really want to think about that.

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About the headline: If that’s “skin-tight,” then the model’s body is even baggier than mine–and I’m over 70.

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Make one with a llama and it’s mine.

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If stepping on a quill is painful… you know what, nevermind. :flushed:

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Man, you’d have to be really well endowed to make that one work.

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Grab the cat one! Don’t even wait!

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##“skin-tight, full-body wolf onesie”

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Ah, this is obviously some strange use of the word “subtle” that I wasn’t previously aware of.

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Wearers of all genders can say “My eyes are up here.”

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For partners whose mating rituals involve shadow games in unlit warehouses?

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Yeah, I was thinking of stuff along those lines but ickier.
Maybe I watch too much made for Netflix drama.

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everybody in that pack looks the same.

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but it’s not impolite to focus ones gaze on the nose

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Wise. Amazon already thinks I’m a perv because BB lured me to the listing for a 55 gallon tub of lube last year.

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