Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2016/11/21/next-level-animalcrotch-power.html
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Agh!
Sorry. Even with the headline, I wasn't prepared.I’m holding out for the tactical version…
Inner dialog: “Must not photoshop hedgehog into this. Must not photoshop hedgehog into this. Must not photoshop hedgehog into this…”
Worst.
Fursuit.
Ever.
Hm… tactical PJ’s. I don’t know how much I really want to think about that.
About the headline: If that’s “skin-tight,” then the model’s body is even baggier than mine–and I’m over 70.
Make one with a llama and it’s mine.
If stepping on a quill is painful… you know what, nevermind.
Man, you’d have to be really well endowed to make that one work.
Grab the cat one! Don’t even wait!
##“skin-tight, full-body wolf onesie”
Ah, this is obviously some strange use of the word “subtle” that I wasn’t previously aware of.
Wearers of all genders can say “My eyes are up here.”
For partners whose mating rituals involve shadow games in unlit warehouses?
Yeah, I was thinking of stuff along those lines but ickier.
Maybe I watch too much made for Netflix drama.
everybody in that pack looks the same.
but it’s not impolite to focus ones gaze on the nose
Wise. Amazon already thinks I’m a perv because BB lured me to the listing for a 55 gallon tub of lube last year.