Stormy reveals Trump's penis oddly resembles 🍄 this video game character

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/09/18/stormy-reveals-trumps-penis.html

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Déjà vu: https://boingboing.net/2018/09/18/stormy-daniels-says-trumps-p.html

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Reboing!  

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I really did not need to see that. How can I unknow this now?

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I’m sorry, can we look away from the smaller-than-average yeti-haired mushroom cock for a second, and focus on “our plan” between Trump and Clinton?

Because I think that deserves a hell of a lot more focus.

[Edit: completely nonsensical theory removed - was a totally different point in time]

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If I was to put money on it - they were probably scheming about birtherism in an attempt to damage Obama’s chances.

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Probably correct - hadn’t had my covfefe yet, and screwed up my timeline completely.

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cocaine%20-%20I%20miss%20you%20so%20much

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This revelation is going to totally engorge his base.

Edit: damn autocorrect, enrage.

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How playful!

of all the things to be exposed to twice in one hour…

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Right???

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TMI, Ms. Daniels, very much TMI.

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Yellow

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President Champignon! Thrives in shit!

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Somebody needs to write a ballad.

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Ohhhhhhhhh…

Sit right down and you’ll hear a tale
A tale of some fateful luck
A big dipshit and a porno star
Who got paid for a fuck

With a mushroom dick and a big 'ol gut
He got up right on top
He thought he rode like a champiooooooooon
But she said “It was a flop”

[With deep, deep apologies to Gilligan’s Island and anyone else using the ballad rhyme scheme]

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I just Googled “eyebleach” and got this; I don’t know if it helps or, given the context, just makes things worse:

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That’s what she didn’t say!

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