Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/09/18/stormy-reveals-trumps-penis.html
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Reboing! Â
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I really did not need to see that. How can I unknow this now?
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I’m sorry, can we look away from the smaller-than-average yeti-haired mushroom cock for a second, and focus on “our plan” between Trump and Clinton?
Because I think that deserves a hell of a lot more focus.
[Edit: completely nonsensical theory removed - was a totally different point in time]
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If I was to put money on it - they were probably scheming about birtherism in an attempt to damage Obama’s chances.
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Probably correct - hadn’t had my covfefe yet, and screwed up my timeline completely.
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This revelation is going to totally engorge his base.
Edit: damn autocorrect, enrage.
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How playful!
of all the things to be exposed to twice in one hour…
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Right???
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TMI, Ms. Daniels, very much TMI.
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President Champignon! Thrives in shit!
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Somebody needs to write a ballad.
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Ohhhhhhhhh…
Sit right down and you’ll hear a tale
A tale of some fateful luck
A big dipshit and a porno star
Who got paid for a fuck
With a mushroom dick and a big 'ol gut
He got up right on top
He thought he rode like a champiooooooooon
But she said “It was a flop”
[With deep, deep apologies to Gilligan’s Island and anyone else using the ballad rhyme scheme]
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I just Googled “eyebleach” and got this; I don’t know if it helps or, given the context, just makes things worse:
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That’s what she didn’t say!
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