Stormy reveals Trump's penis oddly resembles 🍄 this video game character

[RickMycroft]

[Heraclito]

[anon48584343]

@NovaeDeArx

[With deep, deep apologies to Gilligan’s Island and anyone else using the ballad rhyme scheme]

We’re on a 4 year tour and can’t get off of the island!!

[RickMycroft]

The M in MAGA stands for Mushroom? Who knew!

[MaiqTheLiar]

I… haven’t really played any Mario games much (don’t judge me, weep for me instead).
Correct me if I’m wrong, those little guys are power ups, are they not?

Again, I don’t judge; I admire her ability to engage in such an unpleasant activity for the good of all humanity.

It looks like Ms. Clifford’s power up was a long time in coming.
At least the yucky part didn’t take long

[Melz2]

@MaiqTheLiar

Correct me if I’m wrong, those little guys are power ups, are they not?

No.

This is an ‘extra life’ mushroom:

This is Toad:

[teknocholer]

When a source tweets a pic of the president’s dick
That’s a morel.
When Fox News says “It’s lies, he’s just a fun guy”
That’s a morel…

[Slant]

There’s more than we want to know inside.

Yeah! When will these porn stars start using a little discretion?!!

[RickMycroft]

[notamerkin]

Hey, body shamers, did I miss the vote where making fun of people’s physical attributes is cool now?

You realize you’re making fun of a lot more people than just Trump with this? I wonder how many will develop sexual trepidation, body shame, repressed needs. How much of that can they handle before they snap?

[Melz2]

@notamerkin

notamerkin:
Hey, body shamers

No; we’re just making fun of 45, not anyone else.

Welcome to BB, and enjoy your short stay!

[anon48584343]

@notamerkin

Hey, body shamers

Fungi Matter™

[RickMycroft]

There could have been worse comparisons.

[Melz2]

Fungus disgust:

@RickMycroft

There could have been worse comparisons.

Corpse flower?

[anon61833566]

#notallfungipeni

[LadyBrains]

This sentence must be what dealing with Trump is like in a nutshell.
“It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion," Daniels writes in the book.

““It may have been the least impressive fill in the blank I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion,” said everyone who has had to deal with Trump ever.

[notamerkin]

You are using body shaming to make fun of 45. Who you’re making fun of doesn’t lessen the impact of your actions on other men who might share these physical attributes.

And I’ve been a boingboing reader for over 10 years. I couldn’t find my old account to comment, so I created a new one. Regardless, how long I’ve been reading bb has no bearing on the legitimacy of my statement. Misdirect/ad hominem much?

[Melz2]

@notamerkin

You are using body shaming to make fun of 45.

Your concern is duly noted.

Tell you what; when he stops endangering the planet and life as we know it, I’ll stop mocking everything about him, and praying for his swift and painful demise.

In the meanwhile, stop taking it so personally, when it’s not even about you;

I’m sure there’s someone special somewhere out there for you who will like you, no matter what you look like or what you’ve got going on between your legs.

Good luck!

[LurkingGrue]

[TobinL]

@Melz2

Tell you what; when he stops endangering the planet and life as we know it, I’ll stop mocking everything about him, and praying for his swift and painful demise.

And when 45 stops body shaming women for that matter. Unfuck him he is fair game for this.