Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/09/18/stormy-daniels-says-trumps-p.html
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Toad is in Mario Kart, but Toad is not from Mario Kart. Have some respect for history.
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Please never use this phrase again…
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Can’t condone body shaming, but… He did boast about it. Gesticulating with his tiny hands.
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OH GOD! I have gone my whole life without visualising Donald Trump’s penis! WHY would you do that to me!?
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You’d think that a guy who puts so much effort into crafting his unique hairstyle would do something with the yeti overgrowth downstairs.
The 70’s are long gone dude.
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Stormy Daniels Says Trump’s Penis “…Huge…”
— Fox News
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Ⱦrump rolls off the bed and stumbles around, struggling with his jockey shorts, eventually manages to pull them up and wedge the waistband under his paunch. He raises his tiny fists and shouts “And he sticks the landing!” Daniels watches from the bed, face carefully blank, a hint of contempt playing at the corner of her mouth.
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Why Toad? Why not a mushroom cloud?
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They share the same hairstyle though
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Toad connotes smallness, while mushroom clouds connote largeness.
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Well, there you have it, a professional’s opinion.
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Wow, that’s one hell of a foreskin!
TMI. Seriously, this is information no human on the planet needs.
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Thank goodness she provided photos to back up her claim.
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A couple of months ago, she said it resembled Alf’s nose. Clearly that Daniels woman can’t keep her story straight.
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