Stormy Daniels says Trump's penis looks like Toad from Mario Kart

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A Supergod reference? In this thread of all places? :+1:t3:

Probably the weird spots. He probably should’ve seen a doctor as soon as those showed up.

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I dunno y’all…doesn’t this feel like falling into a trap, kind of?

I’m thinking she may mean it looks like a Goomba. I mean, I can’t be the only person who thinks Goombas look like short, angry penises, can I?

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Can confirm

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A pox upon this whole story: I really did not need that info.

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Oh, you mean Toad from Super Smash Bros?

To be fair, Trump brought it up first.

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But Melz, think of all the young women who really do need to know.

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How weird does a penis have to be to make such a lasting impression in the memory of a person who literally has sex with strangers for a living?

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Calling it: when Trump finally does start abusing the emergency alert system to push unignorable messages onto our phones, one of them is going to be an imgur link to a dick pic.

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I think the weirdo attached to it probably helped cement it in her memory.

Personally, I would have invoked the right to refuse service.

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Are we saying that the tiny hands are perfectly in proportion, then?

Actually, I really don’t want to know.

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So … what’s his shoe size?

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