First Post Club


~le ruleset

  1. Do not talk about First Post Club around mods.

  2. Snag the first post slot in a thread.

  3. Say Anything.

  4. Make your post into a wiki, so anyone can edit.

  5. Go for a walk in the meadows.

  6. Witness the magic of crowdsourcing as your first post has been filled with the finest mutant quips.

  7. You may now curate the best comments left in your wiki, you should select the best. :100:

  8. Give attribution for paragon points, or take credit for renegade points.

  9. While in the meadow, beware of dragons.

Did you ever want to play questions?

Bishop: “I’m afraid you’ve got a bad egg, Mr Jones”; Curate: “Oh, no, my Lord, I assure you that parts of it are excellent!”
(in “True Humility” by George du Maurier)

Ch ch ch ch changes…


May I suggest one side rule? If first post is literally “anything” you receive double points.



(high five fellow members of the first reply club)


That is obvious, and OT. If your game is to draw fish down the wrath of the luck dragon on all who play - you’ll win!

the trick is to blend in.

If your post is “anything” and it is on-topic, then double-plus-good fist-bump shimmy-shimmy-shake kudos to youdos!

UPDATE: edited to replace “fish” with the un-auto-corrected word. Left in place as a memori mento.


i will accept that criticism. let me think of another multiplier for this game…


Outside of this thread, I keep tossing in wiki posts, but people don’t seem to like to play with them.


Personally, I find it to be a feature in search of a problem. But then, I don’t have a good track record with Wikis.


I have a question.

How do you scale your gifs down so they do not take up the whole flippin window?


You mean the images in the original post in this thread?


yes please! if you don’t tell me I’m just going to have to look it up myself.


I know you are but what am I

I know you are but what am I

I know you are but what am I


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