Gentleman with 94 iPhones strapped to his body caught at Chinese border

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He needs a super hero name. How about Zero Sperm Count Man?

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Ah, the noble regulatory arbitrage specialist, caught in his natural habitat…

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Smugglers, blockade runners and their ilk are the true heroes of the Free Market.

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Maybe next time he’ll be more courteous to his fellow travelers and set them to “silent” mode.

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It’s somewhat ironic that a product made in the PRC needs to be smuggled back into it…

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I’ve got the perfect woman for you :statue_of_liberty:

If he’d just strapped them to the outside of his clothes he could have said he was a performance artist. Border guards love performance art.

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Looks like I’m stuck with the 4s. Thanks for the not-walking-so-good, dude!

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Maybe he did it for love?

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