[shrugs] That’s how we roll.
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Germans wear Lederhosen and walk around with their cuckoo-clocks, dousing Autobahnfeuer with beer from giant mugs.
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Giant boots, surely.
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How we roll after a few beers…
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I was going to say, “In the states they would have arrested him for open bottles in the car.” Because “It wasn’t moving” isn’t a valid defense!
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Take that open container laws!
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As a German, this is actually sort of a moral dilemma, but one that is easy to solve.
You see, to us BOTH the car and beer are sacred. So saving one sacred idol with the sacrifice of another is acceptable, especially considering the fact that BOTH fetishes would have been lost if the car would have burned out. Like that he only lost two bottles of his car beer crate.
Its also quite possible that the beer was just Oettinger or an american beer, so beer that you can only use for extinigshing fires…
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Almost. In Strange Brew, it was processed before using.
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There was at least one model of VW Golf that came with a bottle opener next to the cigarette lighter.
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You forgot the “eating bratwurst and sauerkraut”.
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I hope the car got a tow home.
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It’s the responsible thing to do after having a few beers! 
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Neeeeeiiiiiiiiiiin!!!
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Maybe we could use that on our own dumpster fire in the Orange House. Gather round, men.
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Don’t do that, he might like it.
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I was a random cluster.
There’s a pulp novel and a B-movie with that title, I’m sure. 
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