Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/08/24/vacaville-man-proves-bud-light.html
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“We’re going to shelter in place.”
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You know what they say about american light macrobrew being like sex in a canoe?
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both fucking close to water?
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Full of fish poop?
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How much “beer” did this guy have!?!
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That.
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A retired fire fighter told me Tuesday during a community meeting that spraying your roof with a garden hose is not effective. She made it clear that if you’re near a fire, you need to leave.
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Well, sure, what else are you going to do with the stuff. Drink it? 
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Who knew? Even a wildfire has enough self respect to avoid this stuff…
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If my grade school logic puzzle skills are still working…
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A 30-pack. It sounds like it was a pretty small grass fire that made it onto his property but his water was shut off. He was also fighting the fire with a rake, which no doubt was more effective.
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Four years later and a quarter of a million dollars in debt, I no longer balk at writing what is clearly ad copy.
I only wish that Boing Boing would recognize my cry for help rather than exploit it.
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They’re both exchange of fluids by people remarkably unconcerned with your notion of what is an acceptable budget beer?
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Amateur. A real volunteer fireman would drink the beer and then pee on the fire.
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That’s probably a better use for the stuff than drinking it.
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Bud light = very effective flame retardant
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As I used to say: “Bud Light. When the taste of water is just too strong for you.”
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Any beer of this type would be similarly effective. I know it’s super cool to hate on macro lager, but Bud Light is no less beer than anything else. In fact, it’s got more alcohol, and thus less water, than other more beloved beers, like Guinness. Maybe try spraying that on a fire, and get a better stout to drink.
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