Get scared - or confused - with these two-sentence horror stories

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The “hotdog and ketchup” one made me chortle. It’s just soo straight forward and matter-of-factly, something like a kid would tell. I’m still laughing about it. I can just picture a little kid holding a flashlight up to their face and telling stories with an ultra serious tone.

“There was a knock on the door in the middle of the night. I opened it up and there was a ghost.”

Scared Ron Burgundy GIF by The Late Late Show with James Corden


“Thaf’s not ketchup…”

It’s extremely personally reassuring to see that even 2-sentence authors can’t publish without an embarrassing typo or error.

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Okay, I laughed.

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I’ve seen some of these in the past and enjoyed them but my own personal two-sentence horror-story.

“Wanna know how to survive invasive, stalking, serial gun-wielding crazies?”
“You’ll find the answer on Twitter.”

Not gonna go there for any money, thank you.

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The archeologist was surprised to discover these ancient people practiced dentistry.

That is, until he noticed the dental work on this 6000 year old skull matched his own.


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