5-word scary stories (it's alive!)

Continuing the discussion from 5-word scary stories:

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No talking back in class?

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I’m still waiting for adoption.

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Phobia: memory of your death.

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Sarah McLachlan music during commercials.

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Sorry, that exam was yesterday.

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Death and taxes aren’t alone.

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Consciousness hotfix ready to install.

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Best Buy cheaper than Amazon.

(I just had this experience the other day, and I’m still creeped out.)

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Bumblefuck Google Glass shower video.

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It will all happen again.

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Murdoch takes over Boing Boing.

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BBC means “Boing Boing Corp.”

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Someone started another bbs game.

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Five words were not enough…

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No more words are left.

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Count to ten billion - DONE!

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Badass Dragons of the Walmart.

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Bill O’Reilly joins BoingBoing permanently.

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The cats eyed her hungrily.

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