5-word scary stories (it's alive!)


#1

Continuing the discussion from 5-word scary stories:


#2

No talking back in class?


#3

I’m still waiting for adoption.


#4

Phobia: memory of your death.


#5

Sarah McLachlan music during commercials.


#6

Sorry, that exam was yesterday.


#7

Death and taxes aren’t alone.


#8

Consciousness hotfix ready to install.


#9

Best Buy cheaper than Amazon.

(I just had this experience the other day, and I’m still creeped out.)


#10

Bumblefuck Google Glass shower video.


#11

It will all happen again.


#12

Murdoch takes over Boing Boing.


#13

BBC means “Boing Boing Corp.”


#14

Someone started another bbs game.


#15

Five words were not enough…


#16

No more words are left.


#17

Count to ten billion - DONE!


#18

Badass Dragons of the Walmart.


#19

Bill O’Reilly joins BoingBoing permanently.


#20

The cats eyed her hungrily.