Write the saddest story you can using only 4 words

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Welcome, President Donald Trump.

Or is that horror?

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Obligatory:

Selling: baby shoes, unused.

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“Go at throttle up.”

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“Please clap,” he pleaded.

That needs to be a new installment of “Lie Bot, What is the Saddest Thing?”

Comic for November 05, 2001

Part II
Part III
Part IV

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Think I’ve tried this before… oh yeah:

Don’t stop reading me!

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McCain’s Legacy: Sarah Palin

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Both coffee machines broke.

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Infant Shoes, Never Worn.
Edit: Already done, sorry.

Dad at son’s funeral.

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late stage capitalism period

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can’t it be both?

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See you at the super-secret ice cream shop!

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Kindergarten Ludovico technique approved.

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It won’t get up.

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Yup. That’s why I don’t submit “Adam Sandler movie marathon.”

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Christ. What an asshole.

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Oedipus finds his parents.

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Site in read-only mode.

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Mommy, is Pepper sleeping?

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Catholic school sex ed.

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