Write the saddest story you can using only 4 words


#1

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It's crazy to eat a pillow of chips
Saddest four words
Did you ever want to play questions?
#2

Welcome, President Donald Trump.

Or is that horror?


#3

Obligatory:

Selling: baby shoes, unused.


#4

“Go at throttle up.”


#5

“Please clap,” he pleaded.

That needs to be a new installment of “Lie Bot, What is the Saddest Thing?”

Comic for November 05, 2001

Part II
Part III
Part IV


#6

Think I’ve tried this before… oh yeah:

Don’t stop reading me!


#7

McCain’s Legacy: Sarah Palin


#8

Both coffee machines broke.


#9

Infant Shoes, Never Worn.
Edit: Already done, sorry.

Dad at son’s funeral.


#10

late stage capitalism period


#11

can’t it be both?


#12

See you at the super-secret ice cream shop!


#13

Kindergarten Ludovico technique approved.


#14

It won’t get up.


#15

Yup. That’s why I don’t submit “Adam Sandler movie marathon.”


#16

Christ. What an asshole.


#17

Oedipus finds his parents.


#18

Site in read-only mode.


#19

Mommy, is Pepper sleeping?


#20

Catholic school sex ed.