Write the saddest story you can using only 4 words

What does “sunlight” mean?

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“Mittens” is now slippers.

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Well, it’s not benign.

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Your device not supported

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“This topic is closed.”

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I always have a chuckle at this, because our baby turned out to have huge feet that just keep growing, and we’ve had to give away about 5 pairs of unused baby shoes…

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gError 53: warranty denied.

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I will die alone.

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I almost saved him.
Love just wasn’t enough.
No better world possible.
No likes, no replies.
Ethics in games journalism.

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Missed only in death.

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It lacks a verb, but still awesome!

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I can has cheezburger.
Hello, I’m Donald Trump.
Hello, I’m Sarah Palin.
Freedom caucus, what’s that?
Yes, pregnant; not yours.
I do not vote.
Ted Cruz is dad?

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That’s one flat squirrel.

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Was that your house?

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Amazon affiliate link broken

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You said green wire??

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Your smile killed us.

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“I loved that dog”

Funny that the quoted bit from Netflix CS, which is far longer than four words, was actually the response to an entry: “Netflix is not working”

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Planes hit the towers.
They eventually found us.
Guys, I fucked up.
The abyss stared back.
She’s not coming back.
I never loved you.
I found the body.
I won! Is… NO!
I prayed to nothing.

On a lighter note…
Their son played drums.
IT’S REALLY GREAT EXPOSURE!
Cosby made us cocktails. (sorry- How about:) It’s still too soon.
Please welcome President Trump.

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Unavailable in your region.

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