Isis’s only friend Zika.
5 Likes
Quick, got any imodium?
8 Likes
Look, it’s President Palin
12 Likes
Jar Jar Binks returns.
13 Likes
“What could go wrong?”
8 Likes
Christmas cancelled; Joseph confessed.
11 Likes
You never said goodbye.
8 Likes
Hey, where’d Alderaan go?
10 Likes
There’s only one parachute.
10 Likes
Sorry, I got nothing.
(no, really… that’s not my story… I got nothing…)
14 Likes
twitter story game! …trolls 
1 Like
Diarrhea… no toilet paper
8 Likes
All’s well that ends.
2 Likes
Three words left…
5 Likes
Dammit, out of likes.
12 Likes
Police found her purse.
4 Likes
My comment? Zero likes.
13 Likes
Only crumbs in package.
3 Likes
Out of likes today
5 Likes
A mushroom cloud blossomed.
4 Likes
