5-word scary stories (it's alive!)

That’s not the other Michael.

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Oh, @xeni !

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Just realized – I enjoy TMZ.

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And then the computer died.

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Did you restart your computer?

“Psssszzzzt!” went the electrical cable.

Reality suspended pending back payments.

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Who left this window open?

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There are probably better quality copies on YouTube, but this one is supposedly from the account of one of the members, Brian Bothwell

The computer was always on…

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Yet all documents were gone.

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The Empire never ended.

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Four words, you are out!

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A ghost in the machine.

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Crowded airport: new flu flew.

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Alan Moore on karaoke night.

via:

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Just when dissertation was done.

Dissertation defense has been cancelled.

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Never expected the Spanish Inquisition…

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I will eat your words.

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