5-word scary stories (it's alive!)

Thank the G-ds, I was afraid that I would have to (again).

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@Falcor’s appetite still not sated.

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A shadow darkened their day

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Wait 4 hours to like.

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Why don’t you like me?

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Why Don’t You Like Me?

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Have no likes to give.

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Voices tell me to hate.

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BBS denied me the trifecta…

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Your student loans are due.

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I’m deeply and genuinely honored.

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All puppets. Nothing to drink.

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I could always eat more.

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Dryer lint versus black hole.

Rush Limbaugh is your dad.

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Worse - Limbaugh controlling internet content.

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Cloned from Limbaugh’s bellybutton lint.

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You didn’t eat it, right?

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Other hand? Between two pillows…

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Those aren’t pillows. Nor hands.

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