No, 2020, fuck you, no!
All the data will go into a database for the obvious query needs of researchers. At some point, due to amount and type of data, the database will undergo a transformation similar to a sun collapsing into a black hole. At this time it will self-name itself Skynet as a little pop cultural jab at the former occupants of earth.
Me going into 2020:
Me now:
Where is āGoogle redesigns Gmailā on my 2020 Bingo card?
Never curse God.
Chalk up another icon
In apocalyptic 2020, God curses you.
If god canāt stand a little gentle ribbing, given that it is an omnipotent, all powerful beingā¦ And also the phrase is not cursing god, itās asking god to curse this yearā¦ 
Which I think thatās pretty fucking fair, considering this yearā¦
But thereās so many gods youād think somebody around here would be pedantic enough to name which one they mean.
Unless an All Gods Are Valid/No Gods Are Valid quantum mechanics thing? Thatād be weird.
Given the context, Iām going to assume the Abrahamic one? But probably most of them are what Tori is referring to in this songā¦
I guess some people embrace that notion, pretty much most modern pantheists? Or at least they are willing to acknowledge a world where multiple forms of belief exist and are valid paths to enlightenment, etc?
But Dinosaurs seem so plausibleā¦
(Extra Like for Tori Amos)
Donāt they though!
Tori should get all the extra likesā¦ Oh, this is a good one, too:
Muhammad, my friend, itās time to tell the world
We both know it was a girl back in Bethlehem
And on that fateful day when she was crucified
She wore Shiseido Red and we drank tea by her side
Global Standard Deity.
Our love
Our love
Our love is all we have
Our love
Our love is all of Godās money
Everyone is a burning sun
[ETA] This is more Jesus specificā¦
āI havenāt made love in a while.
Itās the best way to make a child,ā
said Jesus to the disciples. He then further said, āIf you canāt shift this crate of Brillo pads by Friday, vengeance will be mine!ā
Iāve joked about starting a new religion so we can buy an old church with tax breaks. Itās Disorganized Religion, because Our Pantheon is Messy.
So:
Gods are Messy, therefore real. If gods are real, they are valid/invalid (depending on how rational your brain is.)
