God damn you 2020

[Bunbain]

[docosc]

Ruth Bader Ginsburg hospitalized for possible infection

No, 2020, fuck you, no!

[Garymon]

@PsiPhiGrrrl

I’m thinking they’ll have to divide up years of the current administration, too. I pity the ones who’ll have to keep records of the revolving door appointees, firings, resignations, convictions, and all those tweets.

All the data will go into a database for the obvious query needs of researchers. At some point, due to amount and type of data, the database will undergo a transformation similar to a sun collapsing into a black hole. At this time it will self-name itself Skynet as a little pop cultural jab at the former occupants of earth.

[ficuswhisperer]

Me going into 2020:

Stan Bush - You've Got The Touch!

Me now:

Boogie Nights - Dirk Diggler - You Got the Touch

[Ratel]

Where is “Google redesigns Gmail” on my 2020 Bingo card?

Gmail redesign turns it into a one-stop productivity suite [Update: It’s...

[Lucille]

Never curse God.

[KathyPartdeux]

Malcolm In The Middle Theme Song(Full Version)

[docosc]

Chalk up another icon

'The Magic School Bus' Series Author Joanna Cole Has Died

[DonatellaNobody]

In apocalyptic 2020, God curses you.

[Mindysan33]

If god can’t stand a little gentle ribbing, given that it is an omnipotent, all powerful being… And also the phrase is not cursing god, it’s asking god to curse this year… Which I think that’s pretty fucking fair, considering this year…

[Tamsin_Bailey]

But there’s so many gods you’d think somebody around here would be pedantic enough to name which one they mean.

Unless an All Gods Are Valid/No Gods Are Valid quantum mechanics thing? That’d be weird.

[Mindysan33]

@Tamsin_Bailey

so many gods you’d think somebody around here would be pedantic enough to name which one they mean.

Given the context, I’m going to assume the Abrahamic one? But probably most of them are what Tori is referring to in this song…

Tori Amos - God (Official Music Video)

@Tamsin_Bailey

All Gods Are Valid/No Gods Are Valid

I guess some people embrace that notion, pretty much most modern pantheists? Or at least they are willing to acknowledge a world where multiple forms of belief exist and are valid paths to enlightenment, etc?

[Tamsin_Bailey]

But Dinosaurs seem so plausible…

(Extra Like for Tori Amos)

[Mindysan33]

Don’t they though!

@Tamsin_Bailey

Extra Like for Tori Amos

Tori should get all the extra likes… Oh, this is a good one, too:

Muhammad My Friend (2016 Remaster)

Muhammad, my friend, it’s time to tell the world
We both know it was a girl back in Bethlehem
And on that fateful day when she was crucified
She wore Shiseido Red and we drank tea by her side

[FGD135]

Global Standard Deity.

[smulder]

@Tamsin_Bailey

All Gods Are Valid

@Tamsin_Bailey

Dinosaurs seem so plausible

BLUE OYSTER CULT Godzilla with Bass & Drum Solos Thessaloniki 7-2-14

[Mindysan33]

Wilco - Jesus, Etc. (Lyrics)

Our love
Our love
Our love is all we have
Our love
Our love is all of God’s money
Everyone is a burning sun

[ETA] This is more Jesus specific…

The Fatima Mansions - Viva Dead Ponies

“I haven’t made love in a while.
It’s the best way to make a child,”
said Jesus to the disciples. He then further said, “If you can’t shift this crate of Brillo pads by Friday, vengeance will be mine!”

[ChuckV]

Fire - The Crazy World Of Arthur Brown @ TOTP 1968

[smulder]

- YouTube

[marence]

I’ve joked about starting a new religion so we can buy an old church with tax breaks. It’s Disorganized Religion, because Our Pantheon is Messy.
So:
Gods are Messy, therefore real. If gods are real, they are valid/invalid (depending on how rational your brain is.)