God damn you 2020

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No, 2020, fuck you, no!

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All the data will go into a database for the obvious query needs of researchers. At some point, due to amount and type of data, the database will undergo a transformation similar to a sun collapsing into a black hole. At this time it will self-name itself Skynet as a little pop cultural jab at the former occupants of earth.

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Me going into 2020:

Me now:

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Where is “Google redesigns Gmail” on my 2020 Bingo card?

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Never curse God.

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Chalk up another icon

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In apocalyptic 2020, God curses you.

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If god can’t stand a little gentle ribbing, given that it is an omnipotent, all powerful being… And also the phrase is not cursing god, it’s asking god to curse this year… :woman_shrugging: Which I think that’s pretty fucking fair, considering this year…

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But there’s so many gods you’d think somebody around here would be pedantic enough to name which one they mean.

Unless an All Gods Are Valid/No Gods Are Valid quantum mechanics thing? That’d be weird.

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Given the context, I’m going to assume the Abrahamic one? But probably most of them are what Tori is referring to in this song…

I guess some people embrace that notion, pretty much most modern pantheists? Or at least they are willing to acknowledge a world where multiple forms of belief exist and are valid paths to enlightenment, etc?

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But Dinosaurs seem so plausible…

(Extra Like for Tori Amos)

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Don’t they though!

Tori should get all the extra likes… Oh, this is a good one, too:

Muhammad, my friend, it’s time to tell the world
We both know it was a girl back in Bethlehem
And on that fateful day when she was crucified
She wore Shiseido Red and we drank tea by her side

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Global Standard Deity.

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Our love
Our love
Our love is all we have
Our love
Our love is all of God’s money
Everyone is a burning sun

[ETA] This is more Jesus specific…

“I haven’t made love in a while.
It’s the best way to make a child,”
said Jesus to the disciples. He then further said, “If you can’t shift this crate of Brillo pads by Friday, vengeance will be mine!”

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I’ve joked about starting a new religion so we can buy an old church with tax breaks. It’s Disorganized Religion, because Our Pantheon is Messy.
So:
Gods are Messy, therefore real. If gods are real, they are valid/invalid (depending on how rational your brain is.)

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