Filing a patent is nice, but I want to see testing of the prototype!
Pah! Back in my day, weād hang on to the hood all on our own!
Carmageddon: old and busted.
Caramari Damacy: new hotness.
Iām amused by the prospect of self-driving cars pootling around our cities blissfully unaware they have pedestrians stuck all over the hood.
Can you imagine hitting a deer or other animals on the road and have them get stuck to the front of your car?
OK so when i finally lose it I now know what i will be doing.
Bad news for hit and run driversā¦
Google patents an adhesive
Is it biodegradable?
I find something very nice and surreal about the use of the word āsceneryā in that context.
Iām imagining a character in a loud suit flying slowly into some over-saturated cardboard cut-out shrubs.
Stock feature on the next VW āBugā
Itās too bad that Rob Ford couldnāt test this technologyā¦
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32cQDz7lgv8
Not only would it have been safer for the councillors and camera crew he ran into, but it would soon look like Katamari Damacy - Rob Ford Edition.
I just filed my patent for a giant wiper that will dislodge the pedestrian and then rinse any unfortunate excretions from the hood of the car.
Yeah, heās dead. Makes it a bit tough!
Rob Ford is dead?
We should probably start a thread about itā¦
Or looking out a window of your house and seeing an alley cat stuck there.
Or the football that belongs (or used to belong) to the kid next door.
Thanks for the ride, lady!
