So, at this point in time, AI is very much like a MAGA voter: It believes anything it is told and is incapable of distinguishing between reality, sarcasm, and outright deception.
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Thank fuck for the person who posted this yesterday:
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Table salt is a rock you can eat. One small rock a day may actually be too little.
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Eating? Are you sure that’s how you’re supposed to consume it?
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Who could have guessed that divorcing content on the web from its sources might lead to confusing jokes for reality? Well, I’m sure that doesn’t mean the entire project is flawed, it just needs a few orders of magnitude more resources and it will magically get things right.
Remember Microsoft’s Tay? At least there they knew to pull the plug.
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The limit is about a teaspoon, so it’s not that big a rock.
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The only AI trained exclusively on Cunningham’s Law!
Probably too hot.
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It also offered up watering plants with Brawndo, so take that as you will.
And the worse part is that it can’t be turned off.
:: weeps for humanity ::
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Sometimes I add a little mint oil to my wheatpaste to help keep bacteria at bay, and I will admin to having been tempted to try a spoonful or two when a batch smells particularly tasty 
Given the breadth of knowledge here I’m mildly surprised this hasn’t already turned up.
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How do you make an AI pee in a cup?
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Awww. Bing won’t answer that question.
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Even if it worked, it would be bad.
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