GOP's vote-gettin' 8-bit platformer (isn't very good)


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Obligatory, “The only way to win is not to play.”


#3

to the death?

To the painnnnnn


#4

You don’t win. You just do a little worse each time.


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There are later levels where you get to squash voting rights and labor unions, and I hear the end boss is the entire middle class.


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points at the awful, 8-bit platformer

Dear God! What is that… thing?


#7

I wonder if Codemasters will go after them for intellectual property infrigement?

I wonder if the cheat code ITCHY ARSEHOLES works on this one too?


#8

This is so badly made I could actually believe it was programmed by a Republican senator.


#9

Remember Bushgame 2004? The one that ends with John Kerry going Voltron? Now that was something. Of course, that had some reasonably-talented people behind it, and they had such rich material to work with.


#10

A republican game? it should have been a first person shooter


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This is about as similar to the GOP game as The Elephant Man is to an actual elephant.


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Well, we should beat them at their own game - make a good 3D shooter where you can kill the likes of the damned Pat Robertson. (did you see him call Robin Williams a heathen? Jesus, he doesn’t even have respect for the dead when it comes to his money making machine)


#13

I’ve worked out what it is about this that feels off.

At some stages you can clearly see the elephant moving to the left.

Totally unrealistic.


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Dick Cheney’s Deadliest Game Hunter?


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Dick Cheney’s Associate Hunt

Every time you fail to shoot your hunting partner in the face George W pops up and starts laughing at you.


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“We need to reconnect with young Americans.”

“I hear they like Atari.”

“Do that. Do one of those. Make it colorful.”


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