Grammar pedant's mug obeys Skitt’s Law

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2016/12/13/grammar-pedants-mug-obeys-sk.html

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Took me a while, but I found its.

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… Nope, not seeing it.

I’ll just leave this here instead.

the typo on this angry grammar scold’s mug.

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posession vs possession

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Posession: its 9/10th of Skitts law.

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“Muphry’s Law” is clearly a better name.

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Magnificent! The only thing it left out was too/to. :joy: :+1:

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Your write!

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So much fucking.

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“It’s fucking boring” becomes “it fucking is boring”. How… boring.

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So only two things?

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Ah, self-righteousness. Such a dangerous state of mind.

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How about:

figuratively: fucking metaphorically speaking
literally: really actually is in fact objectively fucking true

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But we know better, right?

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Damn strait!

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Sure, but it goes super well with coffee.

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Stupid affect/effect people. Both are nouns and verbs. I use the noun “affect” all the time, and use the verb “effect” every chance I get (which isn’t really all that often).

I think it was Jimmy Carr who I heard, “Possessio is 9/10ths of the word” from.

Actually, according to this mug “it’s fucking boring” becomes “it fucking is fucking boring”.

Or alternatively:
literally: non-fictional unless the word “literally” is being used figuratively, since any English word can be used figuratively and “literally” isn’t a magical exception

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figuratively: fucking metaphorically speaking
literally: actually having sex

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Also, technically, there should be a double quote, not single quote around the word “are”.

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Um, affect is also your fucking body communication of your internal emotional state. And effect is a fucking verb as well as a noun, and means to fucking bring something about. HTH.

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