Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2016/12/13/grammar-pedants-mug-obeys-sk.html
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Took me a while, but I found its.
… Nope, not seeing it.
I’ll just leave this here instead.
the typo on this angry grammar scold’s mug.
posession vs possession
Posession: its 9/10th of Skitts law.
“Muphry’s Law” is clearly a better name.
Magnificent! The only thing it left out was too/to.
Your write!
So much fucking.
“It’s fucking boring” becomes “it fucking is boring”. How… boring.
So only two things?
Ah, self-righteousness. Such a dangerous state of mind.
How about:
figuratively: fucking metaphorically speaking
literally: really actually is in fact objectively fucking true
But we know better, right?
Damn strait!
Sure, but it goes super well with coffee.
Stupid affect/effect people. Both are nouns and verbs. I use the noun “affect” all the time, and use the verb “effect” every chance I get (which isn’t really all that often).
I think it was Jimmy Carr who I heard, “Possessio is 9/10ths of the word” from.
Actually, according to this mug “it’s fucking boring” becomes “it fucking is fucking boring”.
Or alternatively:
literally: non-fictional unless the word “literally” is being used figuratively, since any English word can be used figuratively and “literally” isn’t a magical exception
figuratively: fucking metaphorically speaking
literally: actually having sex
Also, technically, there should be a double quote, not single quote around the word “are”.
Um, affect is also your fucking body communication of your internal emotional state. And effect is a fucking verb as well as a noun, and means to fucking bring something about. HTH.