Hasbro in talks to sell Dungeons & Dragons?

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1 … The wizard Hasbro is seeking to sell a valuable and ancient artifact of which the true use and value is a mystery to the wizard.
2 … A mysterious figure was seen lurking around the wizard’s tower, is believed to be Tencent the Nimble
3 … The wizard has imprisoned the spirit Xagyag which some say is connected to the ancient artifact.
4 … The goblins have poisoned the brown ale.
5 … The town crier shouts gibberish that seem to bewitch the villagers into jumping to conclusions
6 … The wizard Hasbro plans to suck all magic out of the ancient artifact to enhance his stock portfolio and overwhelm the townsfolk in microtransactions.

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