Hideous slob shaves on train, flicks used shaving cream on the floor

In other hand, I don’t know, exposing people… It seems a little weird for me…

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He seemed to give absolutely no fucks about being filmed.

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Probably an exhibitionist. Is It a fetish?

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Looks like a job for Superkind.

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A lot of good posts in the comments section. Especially the Gillette ad jingle mix.

There’s also a round 2 video that explains it all.

https://twitter.com/pbenti007/status/1040418342887145472/video/1

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Or he’s just an oblivious drunk moron.

Ah, there’s no gambler more classy than the one impatient to get to Atlantic City. This chap right here is prime evidence for part of my theory on why Il Douche’s casino resort there went bankrupt.

My guess (one I never want to know the truth of) is that Mr. Double Down here is all diapered up under those sweatpants and ready to hit the slots.

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Took many trips on crowded NJT trains. That’s one way to get a little space. If it is the rail line from Philly to AC, that one is usually empty.

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Hey, Chris Christie’s really lost some weight!

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But none of his class!

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I thought the whole appeal of being a hideous slob was not having to bother with things like “personal grooming.”

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Maybe it’s the opposite of ASMR…

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There, you’re nice and clean / Although your face looks like it might have gone through a ma-chine.

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The good news is, he was eager to gamble. He could have been horny instead.

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Smooth shave…

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8 posts were split to a new topic: The failure of the “Taj Mahal”

So should I go with:

or

“Someone is late for a HOT date.”

Ah - why not both:

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This does not help New Jersey which I consider the bright center of the universe.

There are bathrooms on NJ transit trains and instead recording the guy find a NJ transit conductor.

If only they could have got some kind of DNA sample to track the guy down with! /s

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The internet is laughing at this guy, but what if he’s Mohandas Gandhi? What if he’s Jesus?

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What the everliving frack!?