Hillary Clinton’s a Russian spy, Jennifer Aniston’s sex swap shame, and own your own alien - in this week’s tabloids

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Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/04/12/hillary-clintons-a-russian.html

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[Brainspore]

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“Trump Declares War on Dictators!”

I’m imagining something akin to the “You talkin’ to me?” scene from Taxi Driver or maybe the final confrontation in Fight Club.

[Papasan]

Hillary Clinton’s a Russian spy,

I’ll just leave this right here…

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And let’s not forget: It’s been ten months since the tabloids gave Nick Nolte “four weeks to live.” We’re still waiting, Nick . . .

Since '02 we’ve been waiting…