Historian locked in medieval bathroom escapes using eyeliner and cotton swab

There’s a division of my company that has a nondescript door that’s labeled “server room” but that’s just what they call the secret bar.

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I am the network/facility engineer.

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From Wikipedia:
"The disturbance began when two students from the University of Oxford complained about the quality of wine served to them in the Swindlestock Tavern"

Exactly what did they expect? It’s right there in the name, forsooth.

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At least someone would be more likely to notice you were missing if everything stopped working!

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Ah, the Saskatchewan method

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Three of anything (whistles, gunshots) is a generally accepted distress call. The fourth pole seems superfluous, unless he was just trying to stay warm.

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